Monthly Archives: March 2011

When a judge acts stoopid, speaks stoopid, thinks out-loud stoopid and be stoopid…why do we stupidly keep re-electing her (or him)?

If I stand before one more judge who wags her finger to excoriate me about ignorance of the law I swear my next column will be written from Philadelphia’s Graterford Prison. I was appearing before this non-virtual-reality “Judge Judy” at … Continue reading

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Dancing ain’t nothing but foreplay: Someone’s gotta lead; someone’s gotta do it backwards, and someone’s gotta give it up for God and country

The reason I like learning to salsa dance — even as much as I enjoy smoking cigars and eating Carmel waffle-cone ice cream – is that someone has to lead. And even in America’s uxorious, overly-politically-correct bastion of transgendered  males … Continue reading

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We bombed Libya so why aren’t we bombing Washington?

Somebody help me here, please! I don’t understand a basic principal of semper paratus. That, for us illiterates who don’t speak the three languages of English, Latin and Body, simply means “always ready.” (It also happens to be the motto … Continue reading

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Why I hate liberals, corporate vampires and the need to raise our machetes.

Today we really are a bunch of wimps. When we protested in the 60s and 70s we got shot by troopers, beaten by Guardsmen, attacked by German dogs, pummeled by uniformed pigs without lipstick, gassed by men in masks and … Continue reading

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Why Drew is…

I am here to abuse, amuse, afflict and comfort. Stick around.

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