Monthly Archives: September 2011

This is a love story without a happy ending. Like most love stories. Except the one about the Jewish American Prince who asked the Jewish American Princess to marry him. She said no. And he lived happily ever after…

    It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. Then again, when do fantasies ever happen the way your mind designs them late in the night? Or, when the midday sun blinds you from recognizing the furniture truck speeding down … Continue reading

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John served 25 years in prison. Now he’s serving time in a world where everyone seems ‘stranger’ than he is. What counts is what we do with our freedom…

The other night in the cigar shop there was a shaved-headed man who wasn’t talking about the cancer he was still dying from 9-and-one-half-years after the doctors had once given him only six months to live. No, this gentleman would … Continue reading

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Has anyone seen progress? We all are looking for it. But no one knows what it really tastes like. Is it considered progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?…

Let me ask you something: Is it considered progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? Well?… Perhaps, for professional courtesy, I should define the cannibal about whom I am speaking. It is someone who eats you ‘after’ you … Continue reading

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I am for capital punishment, and I’m trying to figure out why I shouldn’t be. I don’t want my tax dollars spent on keeping these folks alive, reading, eating and sheltered in prison. The gods of old would have aptly punished them…

In the days before we all got too smart there were Gods and Goddesses  who ruled the day. But, like us, they weren’t particularly smart. And, like us simple folks, they were known to have terrible dispositions, especially after sucking … Continue reading

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