Monthly Archives: October 2011

All creatures great and small, the good lord made them all – And we kill them. At dawn we march forth to kill our food, our trees and even our good earth. That’s why we be on top of the food chain…until there is nothing else to kill…

Whenever I read that a pet boa constrictor has swallowed a young toddler of his host family I always think to myself: Well, that makes sense…Idiots. Whenever I read how the owner of a couple of pit bulls is surprised … Continue reading

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It may be a sin to believe evil in others, but seldom a mistake. Evil succeeds when good men do nothing. Supporting your local “Occupy Wall Street” group of protesters may be the closest participation you’ll ever have with your government.

If you’ve heard this before, please don’t stop me…I need to hear it again…and again…to make sure I heard it right. Or at all. Afterall, I’m a guy. I mean: women fake orgasms – guys fake listening. By now you’ve … Continue reading

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Stop the world – I wanna get off! I’m not crazy enough. But as those two young men who tried to steal my cell phone discovered: I’m still working overtime on it…

It’s 10 years since I went out of my mind – I’ll never go back. And you wonder why? Well…consider this stuff in the category of: You can never be too crazy, but you can be too sane. The other … Continue reading

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The Wall Street boys got us convinced that we can’t get into heaven without good credit. So we must join the protest, because the law doesn’t even pretend to punish everything that is dishonest – that would definitely interfere with ‘bidness’…

In the movie, “The Wild Ones,” Marlon Brando, the motorcycle gang chief, is asked: What are you protesting? And while offering menacing leers about the store the muscular, leather-jacketed behemoth replies: “I don’t know, whaddaya got?” Today whats we gots … Continue reading

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 55?….Your Honor! Unfortunately that’s no joke in too many of our courtrooms. We need a better standard of lawyer to pick for our judges…

Tom Fitzpatrick most definitely isn’t Irish. Trouble is, many times people don’t believe who he says he is…or isn’t. Like a few months back he wore a big round campaign button, on one of his fashionable suit lapels. It declared: … Continue reading

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