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- I am not here to grieve Larry’s death, but to thank G-d that such a man lived. Indeed, the timing of his demise, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it. And obviously, true wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves and the world around us…
- Children begin by loving their parents; then they judge them; rarely, do they forgive them. But blame is for G-d and the small children we must keep from going insane. Leanne discovered she couldn’t have them. And I had married into insanity. Indeed, mothers may be fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own…
- Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. We don’t lose our sense of humor because we get old. We get old because we lose our sense of humor. The problem with humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood. And Joey G was cute when he was being humorless…
- Just as there are doctors who help people who have done bad things, there are lawyers who defend bad people. People do not win fights, lawyers do. Everyone thinks defense lawyers must believe their clients are innocent, but that’s seldom true. Most of the time they are guilty as O.J… yet Trev also got his client off — mostly…
- Mother’s Day can be a torment, especially if your mother’s been dead less than a year… Men are what their mothers made them. And my mother was slightly insane. She told us baked potato skins were bad for us – so she could devour ours. Hmm… I write a mental letter to my mother every day… and apparently so does my brother…
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I don’t do guilt. I definitely don’t embrace collective guilt when we should be implementing collective responsibility. Guilt is like bondage. It is a thief… it robs from your life. It doesn’t garner my sympathy, especially because ‘sympathy’ in my dictionary is located between shit and syphilis…
I have more than a wee bit of trouble with people who just refuse to listen. Like in politics, or with bad spouses. I mean, no one is as deaf as a person who will not listen. As if they … Continue reading
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Tagged aborigine, Adam, Allah, America, American Indian, Amori, Armenian, Australia, Beauregard, catholic, Eve, Freudian, genocide, Germans, god, Guilt, Jewish, Khmer Rouge, Mao, New Zealand, pity, Rwanda, slaves, Stalin, sympathy, Yahweh
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If a man watches 3 football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. No one in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. And meanwhile, I am having a breakdown…
I am not absolutely certain, but I think I am having another breakdown… which I am sure doesn’t come as a surprise to any of my exes. Undoubtedly, they figure I broke down years back – especially after I tied … Continue reading
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Tagged America, American Indian, apes, Arizona, Australia, bathroom, Bill, blizzard, boxing, Brazil, Brazilian, Buffalo, burial ground, car racing, Clinton, Colin Kaepernick, Cowboys, Dallas, Edward Snowden, Einstein, football, France, Germany, Grand Canyon, Hillary, Home Security, Januart, Jews, Liberia, Muslim, NCAA, New York, NFL, NSA, Palestinian, prayer, religion, replays, rugby, San Francisco, Sandra Bland, scarecrow, Supreme Court, Trump, Vietnam, war
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It’s impossible to get a conversation going these days. Everybody talks too much… and says too little. The Paris climate talks were a waste of oxygen. Everybody’s accusing The Donald of using up all the oxygen in the room. And meanwhile we have yet to deprive the ‘terrorists’ of their oxygen. It’s time to take a breather – grab your oxygen masks…
Back long before puberty and even a few years before I began dousing my breakfast coffee with bourbon I used to listen as the morning news reports interrupted the popular music playing on our small town local radio station. And … Continue reading
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Tagged American, American Indian, Andrew Jackson, beer, bourbon, Buddhist, California, capitalism, catholic, Congress, control, cops, democracy, Donald Trump, drugs, football, fuel, GLOCK, guns, Hindu, Hollywood, Islam, Israel, Jew, Kent State, Muslim, Ohio, oxygen, Palestinian, Paris, Rio Grande, San Bernardino, Saudi Arabia, terrorist, The Donald, Vietnam, Washington, well, whiskey, World War II
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From the recent conventions you must agree that Republicans have nothing but bad ideas. And the Democrats have no ideas. Indeed, democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. And I’ve come to believe the only difference between Republicans and Democrats is Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too…
I have a confession. I have been a Republican – at least in my lustful heart — since birth. But in truth, I have never found a Republican to vote for. It’s not that I don’t trust them. I trust … Continue reading
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Tagged American Indian, Aristotle, Bush, chads, China, Democrat, Dick Chaney, flat screen, Florida, Gemini, Guantanamo, high definition, House, immigration, Jesus Christ, Moses, Mother Nature, Philadelphia, politics, polls, President Obama, Republlican, Romney, TV, Voter ID, war, Washington
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Just for duh record: Jesus is Jewish; Obama ain’t black; McCain was a bad pilot, and Palin and Bachmann are two half-wits that don’t add up to a wit. And everybody lies!
As me dear ol’ pappy used to say between those omnipotent puffs on his omniscient corn cob pipe: You don’t need to tell a woman she is beautiful, you just ought to remind her. Hmmm…the man should have kept his … Continue reading
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Tagged America, American Indian, bible, Bill Clinton, Christian, Christian Stronghold Church, Deist, Einstein, Gypsy rose Lee, Hilliary, Houston, Jefferson, Jesus, Jew, JFK, John McCain, Juliet, Keating Five, Michele Bachmann, Michelle, Mother Jones, Philadelphia, President, President Obama, Prisoners of War, Republican, Rick Perry, Romeo, Sarah Palin, Teapot Dome, Texas, Vietnam, White House
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Smoking cigars keeps me sane. Banning and overtaxing them not only makes me go nuts, it worsens our illegal alien problem — you bloody ignoramuses!
Filipe Sosa has this to say about that — “that” being the over taxation and smoking restrictions on cigars in the United States. To paraphrase his words plainly and succinctly: Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. And just because … Continue reading
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Tagged aficionados, America, American Indian, blackjack tables, borders, Californi, casino, Castro, Central America, chef, cigar roller, cigars, Coast Guard, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Florida, Guantanamo, Havana, high blood pressure, Holts, Honduras, hope, illegall aliens, insane, jobs, master cigar roller, Miami, Napa Valley, Nazis, New York City, Nicaragua, Panama hat, Philadelphia, picket fences, politics, restrictions, Rocky Patel, salt, sane, smoking, South Philadelphia, sugar, taxes, tobacco, Torano cigars, Twin Smoke Shoppe
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If we tattooed our spouses, lawyers, politicians, crooks, criminals and other infidels at least their accomplices couldn’t claim to not know who they were with, or what they were doing
The man seated next to me in the diner unwrapped the blue saran around the territory extending from five inches below his right elbow to an equal distance above. I had curiously asked if he had been injured or had … Continue reading
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