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Has anyone seen progress? We all are looking for it. But no one knows what it really tastes like. Is it considered progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?…

Let me ask you something: Is it considered progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? Well?… Perhaps, for professional courtesy, I should define the cannibal about whom I am speaking. It is someone who eats you ‘after’ you … Continue reading

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I am for capital punishment, and I’m trying to figure out why I shouldn’t be. I don’t want my tax dollars spent on keeping these folks alive, reading, eating and sheltered in prison. The gods of old would have aptly punished them…

In the days before we all got too smart there were Gods and Goddesses  who ruled the day. But, like us, they weren’t particularly smart. And, like us simple folks, they were known to have terrible dispositions, especially after sucking … Continue reading

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