Tag Archives: Chanukah

The greatness of America lies not in being more enlightened than any other nation, but rather in her ability to repair her faults. However, you can’t fix stoopid! So heed this: It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men…

I was walking down the street lugging my malfunctioning RCA radio, desperately seeking a repair shop to fix its 5-disc-changer. And this lady stops me to inquire: Do you repair those things? “Do I look that competent?” I snorted. She … Continue reading

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Next to the circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out of town any quicker than the Christmas spirit. But commercially speaking, if there wasn’t Xmas we’d have to invent it — even if we do forget its true meaning: you know, the birth of Santa

When my last ex-wife and I would celebrate Christmas – and Chanukah – I would plead with her each and every year NOT to buy more gifts for the kids than could fill a supertanker. At least keep the massive … Continue reading

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