Tag Archives: DNA

It is a tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn’t know – for the less a man knows, the more sure he is that he knows everything. Too bad we didn’t get to know what Harambe knew. Perhaps it was that he’d rather die a meaningful death than live a meaningless life. For the tragedy of life is what dies inside a man or beast while he lives…

Posted on June 3, 2016 by distrunk

Perhaps because I live alone I find it harder to find someone to blame. Except the weather. But there’s nothing I can do about the weather. Just as there is nothing I can do about all those folks from Florida … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged America, Arab, Arab Spring, Bengals, Casablanca, Cincinnati, Dian Fossey, DNA, Florida, gorilla, Harambe, Hillary Clinton, Iron Curtain, Jehovah Witness, Kiev, London, Morocco, Ohio, Oregon, Reds, Rwanda, savanna | Leave a comment

Ours is a government of checks and balances — the crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Hmm… What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. Or perhaps more deaths by firing squads…

Posted on June 17, 2015 by distrunk

In the 40 year old movie Chinatown the crusty evil character (played by the celebrated director John Huston) who robbed and pillaged and murdered his way to fortune — not to mention fathered another daughter by raping his own daughter … Continue reading →

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Old age ain’t for sissies… You don’t stop laughing because you get old; you get old because you stop laughing. And then there is my wrinkled mother who has been wondering: ‘What am I doing here?’ And I told her: That’s the very same question most of us ask in the morning bathroom mirror…

Posted on February 18, 2015 by distrunk

Her question didn’t seem so odd or out of context to me. But it set the other folks surrounding Mom’s hospital bed to second-guessing. You know, stealing side-glances at each other with that suspicious brusque insight. That perhaps my ailing … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bordello, Brian L. Strunk, DA, DNA, doctor, dominatrix, India, Jewish, laughter, lawyer, marathon, marriage, medicine, Pakistan, rehab, San Francisco, San Francisco Bay. Golden Gate Bridge, tennis, viagra, war | Leave a comment

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country, but by making the other dumb bastard die for ‘his.’ The crueler war is, the sooner it is over. We have war when at least one of the conflicting parties wants something more than it wants peace. Yet any unjust peace is better than a just war…

Posted on September 17, 2014 by distrunk

The question I have been both asked and posed as we embark on yet another war is what would you do to those degenerates and their supporting cast of ISIS scumbags who beheaded those journalists and barbarously executed hundreds of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged blood, DNA, General Patton, German, grace, Iron, mercy, morality, Osama bin laden, Russian, war | Leave a comment

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally… even equal parts of myself. The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. You could literally be perfect and people would still hate you, for being perfect. And this is going to be a perfectly terrible Mother’s Day in Nigeria. And where is our outrage?!

Posted on May 7, 2014 by distrunk

Last week many of the good folks of the U-S-of-A, with a collective IQ lower than the wattage produced by a gerbil spinning its running-wheel, were outraged… Outraged!… about an NBA basketball owner referring to black people as black people. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Abuja, Afghanistan, African, Allahu akbar, American, American Indians, Boko Haram, British, Cameroon, capital punishment, Chad, Christian, CNN, Darwin, Delta Force, democracy, DNA, Goodluck, IQ, jihad, Johanson, KKK, Kuwait, logos, Magic Johnson, Malaysian, mascots, Mecca, Mexican, Mother's Day, Muslim, NAACP, NBA, Nigeria, Northern Nigeria, Oklahoma, Patience, racists, Russia, Saharan African, Senator John McCain, Syria, Ukraine, UN, USA, Washington, West Africa | Leave a comment

In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing. The next best thing is the wrong thing. And the worst thing you can do is nothing… Unfortunately, there are no original ideas, only original people…

Posted on December 5, 2013 by distrunk

Years back, while out riding a horse on a cattle ranch about the size of Rhode Island, my trusty steed plunged into some sort of gopher hole and snapped its leg. The sudden fall threw me hard into a temporary … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Amerian, Cadillac, cats, Chinese, DNA, dogs, Eagles, Egyptian, Greek, health, hospice, Michael Vick, Obamacare, Philadelphia, Roman, tragedy, Washington | Leave a comment

In this national emotional whirlpool of guns, Newtown slaughter, movies of Osama’s noble revenge and torturing evil men let me warn you: Fear rules! Fear makes strangers of folks who would be friends. The greater the fear the more government controls you, me and everything…

Posted on January 16, 2013 by distrunk

One time a few years back in West Africa we got caught in a bit of a fire fight. These very unsophisticated-looking, unsmiling fellows were shooting and throwing pointy things at us. And it was no use trying to convince … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Afghanistan, Americans, Babe Ruth, Big Pharma, British, DNA, fear, Gulf of Tonkin, Hitler, Iran, Iraqi War, Jefferson, Lance Armstrong, Maine, Mein Kampf, Mideast, Newtown, Osama bin laden, Patriot Act, Spanish American War, Syria, Taliban, Texas, Uncle Sam, Vietnam War, Vietnamese, weapons of mass destruction, West Africa, WMDs, Zero Dark Thirty | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: DNA

Ours is a government of checks and balances — the crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Hmm… What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. Or perhaps more deaths by firing squads…

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country, but by making the other dumb bastard die for ‘his.’ The crueler war is, the sooner it is over. We have war when at least one of the conflicting parties wants something more than it wants peace. Yet any unjust peace is better than a just war…

In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing. The next best thing is the wrong thing. And the worst thing you can do is nothing… Unfortunately, there are no original ideas, only original people…

In this national emotional whirlpool of guns, Newtown slaughter, movies of Osama’s noble revenge and torturing evil men let me warn you: Fear rules! Fear makes strangers of folks who would be friends. The greater the fear the more government controls you, me and everything…

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