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- I am not here to grieve Larry’s death, but to thank G-d that such a man lived. Indeed, the timing of his demise, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it. And obviously, true wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves and the world around us…
- Children begin by loving their parents; then they judge them; rarely, do they forgive them. But blame is for G-d and the small children we must keep from going insane. Leanne discovered she couldn’t have them. And I had married into insanity. Indeed, mothers may be fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own…
- Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. We don’t lose our sense of humor because we get old. We get old because we lose our sense of humor. The problem with humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood. And Joey G was cute when he was being humorless…
- Just as there are doctors who help people who have done bad things, there are lawyers who defend bad people. People do not win fights, lawyers do. Everyone thinks defense lawyers must believe their clients are innocent, but that’s seldom true. Most of the time they are guilty as O.J… yet Trev also got his client off — mostly…
- Mother’s Day can be a torment, especially if your mother’s been dead less than a year… Men are what their mothers made them. And my mother was slightly insane. She told us baked potato skins were bad for us – so she could devour ours. Hmm… I write a mental letter to my mother every day… and apparently so does my brother…
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A lot of great drama begins with screaming. I mean, I came kicking and screaming into this world. And what may seem depressing to one person may be an absolute scream to another – especially after 5 or 7 beers. But then that Malaysian airline came screaming down in Ukraine…
The screaming raced across my dreams in the wee early morning hours. It has happened before. But there is nothing to compare to it now. And I snapped awake. The glowing embers of my red digital alarm clock impassively exhaled … Continue reading
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Tagged Armenians, atheist, Balkans, BBC, British Columbia, children, education, genocide, Hamas, Iraq, israeli, lie, Malaysian Airline, melatonin, Mexican, missile, Nikola Tesla, Palestinians, Putin, railroad, rocket, Russia, screams, Taliban, Turks, Ukraine
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Every man dies. But not every man truly lives… The purpose of life is a life of purpose. But ironically life seems to always find a way to kill you…on purpose. And now with the birth of Isabella Victoria life begins again. It never seems fair, and perhaps for most of us that’s a good thing…
Amidst all the perverse news of death and mortal combat in places such as the Ukraine and Syria, the missing Malaysian airline jet and some misanthropic nazi shooting folks who turned out to be Christians at two Kansas City Jewish … Continue reading
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Tagged cost of living, education, intelligence, sane, Sexually Transmitted Disease
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The most distressing thing that can happen to a prophet is to be proved wrong. The next most distressing thing is to be proved right. Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us and seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted…
I think I may have been a tad wrong a few years back when I wrote a feisty gut-check newspaper column about what we ought to do with surly, pugnacious disruptive public school students. Just a tad. And perhaps now … Continue reading
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Tagged alcohol, Bolshevik, cops, drugs, education, French, kosher, kryptonite, Obamacare, Philadelphia, prophet, public school, school, sin, teachers
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You may be a redneck if… you’ve spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and critically. Intelligence plus character is its goal. Hmm… Ghana is undergoing an education revolution — and I’m going to investigate…
As school bells bellow another academic year I want to share some sage counsel a rock and roll star once conveyed: If you wanna get laid, kid, go to school, especially college. But if you wanna get an education, … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, Africa, America, doubtin Thomas, education, Exsitentialism, Fatalism, GDP, Ghana, GPS, Kodak, library, lottery, Pensylvania, Philadelphia, prison, public schools, rednecks, Rwanda, September, Syria, tickets, University of Pennsylvania, USA, West Africa, Whitman, Yeats
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Most folks live to have resumès, instead of having resumès because they lived…Most resumès ain’t nothing but lies that nobody bothers to read anymore — and not just because there ain’t no jobs…And then along came not-quite-5-year-old Andrew who asked me to help write his resumè…Oy-vey-iz-mir!
I think on my resumè, which I have never finished nor submitted anywhere, it still says that I can juggle while driving my ex-wives mad; am working on a cure for mental halitosis and teenagers; am totally politically-incorrect and a … Continue reading
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Tagged America, autobiography, Ben Franklin, Bush, Chinese, cigars, education, France, Greece, History Channel, IPad, Italian, Italy, Kool-Aid, McCain, Mickey Rooney, Resume, Rumsfeld, Russia, Serena Williams, South Philly, Spiderman, Stanford, Voltaire, weapons of mass destruction, Wimbledon
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I can’t help myself: I am cursing. I am stoned. I am armed. And I am heading off to Washington. And no one can stop me because I am perfectly legal
What I want to obtain from my doctor is a written medical opinion which stipulates I have been diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome. Therefore, under the American Disability Act, I simply can’t help myself — for cursing. At everything. At anytime. … Continue reading
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