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We come into the world with nothing and when we leave we have nothing. In between there’s a lot of stoopid people robbing, pillaging, stealing and misspending our tax dollars…And boy, do I feel stoopid.

I don’t understand a great deal when it comes to money. Especially taxes. And obviously I am not alone. Even Einstein once uttered that the hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. With me, it’s just about … Continue reading

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A Chinese prostitute once promised: I make you harder than Chinese math. Yeah, I got schtooped, but at least I got what I was paying for – unlike the lies and lying bastards running us deeper into recession…

I stopped in one of those fancy organic supermarkets, during one of my recent nightly forays, to get a couple of apples. As in two – no more, no few. Apples, the source of original sin. The temptation that sunk … Continue reading

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It may be a sin to believe evil in others, but seldom a mistake. Evil succeeds when good men do nothing. Supporting your local “Occupy Wall Street” group of protesters may be the closest participation you’ll ever have with your government.

If you’ve heard this before, please don’t stop me…I need to hear it again…and again…to make sure I heard it right. Or at all. Afterall, I’m a guy. I mean: women fake orgasms – guys fake listening. By now you’ve … Continue reading

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The Wall Street boys got us convinced that we can’t get into heaven without good credit. So we must join the protest, because the law doesn’t even pretend to punish everything that is dishonest – that would definitely interfere with ‘bidness’…

In the movie, “The Wild Ones,” Marlon Brando, the motorcycle gang chief, is asked: What are you protesting? And while offering menacing leers about the store the muscular, leather-jacketed behemoth replies: “I don’t know, whaddaya got?” Today whats we gots … Continue reading

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