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- I am not here to grieve Larry’s death, but to thank G-d that such a man lived. Indeed, the timing of his demise, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it. And obviously, true wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves and the world around us…
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Tag Archives: Pakistan
Old age ain’t for sissies… You don’t stop laughing because you get old; you get old because you stop laughing. And then there is my wrinkled mother who has been wondering: ‘What am I doing here?’ And I told her: That’s the very same question most of us ask in the morning bathroom mirror…
Her question didn’t seem so odd or out of context to me. But it set the other folks surrounding Mom’s hospital bed to second-guessing. You know, stealing side-glances at each other with that suspicious brusque insight. That perhaps my ailing … Continue reading
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Tagged bordello, Brian L. Strunk, DA, DNA, doctor, dominatrix, India, Jewish, laughter, lawyer, marathon, marriage, medicine, Pakistan, rehab, San Francisco, San Francisco Bay. Golden Gate Bridge, tennis, viagra, war
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Will somebody please inform me who is in charge these days? Because I’m ready to follow Joan of Arc. At least women and children seem to accept that uncertainty is part of the taking charge process. Nobody claimed it isn’t hard to lead a cavalry charge — especially if you think you look funny on a horse.
As more than one disillusioned idealist has uttered: If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand. But my trouble is finding out just who is in charge … Continue reading
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Thank heaven for little girls, they grow up in the most delightful ways… And now look at Mo’ne… And at the rest of us embracing the simple life… again. So Keep It Simple, Stupid!
What I love about the Little League World Series and its darling, Mo’ne, is that most of us don’t seem to notice or care that ‘she’ is black. And ain’t that just splendid. Because once again a beautiful, very young, … Continue reading
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Tagged Asian, Atlantic City, battle of the sexes, Bill Clinton, Billie Jean King, black, Christian, Eve, Ferguson, Gaza, Houston, Jewish, Joan d'Arc, journalist, Little League, Little League World Series, Malala Yousafzai, miscengenation, Mo'ne Davis, Moses, Muslim, Pakistan, Philadelphia, poor, rich, Taliban, Taney, Taney Dragons, Title IX, Washington, White
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It seems like most everyone, everywhere is lying these days. They only tell the truth when there is more profit in it. But if you throw the crap back in their face they learn there are consequences. Everyone, that is, except my ex-Stephanie…
The death notice in a local Ohio newspaper included a simple last request by the deceased, Scott Entsminger. The avid Cleveland Browns fan, sought that his beloved NFL team provide six pall bearers to carry him to his grave — … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, Asiana, Baptist, bourbon, Boy Scouts, Brazil, Canada, city council, Cleveland, Cleveland Browns, Egypt, Einstein, France, Gaza Strip, george, Germany, Golf channel, hand brakes, Holy Land, Iran, Iraq, IRS, liars, NFL, North Carolina, Ohio, Osama bin laden, Pakistan, pedophile, Pekinese, Pennsylvania, pensions, Philadelphia, priests, referee, Rittenhouse Square, RR, San Francisco, Scott Entsminger, soccer, surveillance, Syria, Trayvon, truth, USA, West Point, Western World, White Hispanic, Wilt Chamberlain, World Cup
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This is not the time to talk of gun control! About the same day as Newtown, school children were slashed in China; drones killed women in Pakistan, Children were abducted in Africa…If the Palestinians gave up their guns there would be no more war; if the Israelis did, there would be no more Israel…Teachers should have guns, too…
My congenitally ill younger son has been on the fast track to die. And after years of battling a stormy sea too deep, being swept further away from the foggy shores of medical miracles, my wife finally stole his challenged … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Lanza, Afghanistan, Alawite, Assad, Bangladesh, Beijing, Blackwater, Bush, Cheney, ChinaUganda, Colt, Columbine, Congo, Connecticut, Egypt, elephants, Ethiopia, Finland, Great Depression, gun control, Hamas, Israel, jihadist, JOrday, Kenya, Newtown, Oregon, Pakistan, Palestinians, Rumsfeld, Rwanda, Samuel Colt, Sandy Hook Elementary School, Syria, Tazreen, Wall Street, Washington, WWII
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What do we do about Murdoch and his ersatz news organization? We hire him to do bigger, better and cheaper what our government buffoons can barely do at all. Remember, he is still the enemy of our enemy…
Listen: It’s always easier to fix the blame than fix the problem. So now that we’ve blamed Murdoch, what’s to be done about the problem? Precisely the same thing we do with hackers that get inside corporate and government main … Continue reading
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