Tag Archives: politicians

When you get older you don’t stop doing stupid things… you just do them slower. Actually I always thought growing older would take longer. After all, adults may be obsolete children, but you are never too old to grow younger – especially when you go to pay for a beer and a dog at a baseball game…

Posted on May 5, 2016 by distrunk

Between one of the baseball innings the other night, Gary, who I hadn’t seen in years and who enjoyed reminding me that he is 69, leaned across the seat vacated between us and admired out loud how I was still … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged ballpark, baseball, beer, Beffalo, bourbon, Canada, Honda, Island Goose, kosher, lobbyists, Major League, MLB, Navy, New York, Philadelophia, Phillies, politicians, prostitute, root canal, Second Amendment, USA Today, Washington D.C., Washington Nationals, White House | Leave a comment

Ours is a government of checks and balances — the crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Hmm… What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. Or perhaps more deaths by firing squads…

Posted on June 17, 2015 by distrunk

In the 40 year old movie Chinatown the crusty evil character (played by the celebrated director John Huston) who robbed and pillaged and murdered his way to fortune — not to mention fathered another daughter by raping his own daughter … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Abel, Armenian, Attorney General, Bakker, cancer, Caom, Chinatown, city council, Cleveland, criminal, Democrats, Dennis Hastert, District Attorney, DNA, Egypt, Egyptian, genocide, Grant, Illinois, Jesus, Mohamed Morsi, money, NAACP, Newt Gingrich, Old Testament, parking ticket, Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, politician, politicians, Putin, Republicans, respectable, Russia, search warrant, South Philadelphia, Speaker of the House, sting, Tom Foley, Turks, Washington, White House, white woman, whores, women, wrestling | Leave a comment

Promises are made to be broken…The only thing a man can both give and keep is his word. His word is his truth, his honor…his everything… The first casualty of any war is truth… After that it is all madness… Elections are war…

Posted on August 28, 2012 by distrunk

Folks who don’t know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. Elections are supposedly when people find out what politicians stand for. But it is more likely when politicians find out what people … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1%, alcoholism, America, bank bailouts, bankers, Bush, Charlie Brown, condom, derivatives, Einstein, elections, elephant, football, hedge fund, Iraq, jobs, lottery tickets, lying, Medicare, mortgage, Obama, Obamacare, overseas, Patriot Act, politicians, Ponzi, pornography, promise, Romney, Romneyhood, Social Security, stupidity, taxes, Victoria Secrets, W's, Wall Street, Washington, weapons of mass destruction, Western Civilization | Leave a comment

Our clowns in Washington bailed out everybody. So who is going to bail us out from them? Hell, whose going to shoot them? It’s time to cut the cake so that everyone thinks he’s got the biggest piece…

Posted on July 26, 2011 by distrunk

Just when I got to thinking that Congress couldn’t possibly do anything dumber, it goes and dumbfounds me…totally redeeming itself. Please correct me if I am wrong – then again, don’t. I really don’t care anymore. But I thought it … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Banks, Boehner, bourbon, budget, calamity, canine, Casey Anthony, compromise, Congress, consultants, credit card, crisis, crosshairs, deficit, Delaware river, Democrats, Dr.Kevorkian, drought, earmarks, elected office, elephant, ex-wife, foreign countries, graves, Guinea, gun, hangman, Hollywood, honor, hotel maid, House, IMF President, industry, journalist, Kent State, lawyers, Lindsay Lohan, McCain, money, mother, nappies, news, newspaper, Noah, Nobel Peace Prize, Norway, Oklahoma City, Pelosi, Philadelphia, physician, politicians, pork barrel, President, Reid, Republicans, Ruby Ridge, Senate, sex scandal, spending, Tea Party, TV, Wall Street, Washington | Leave a comment

What do we do about Murdoch and his ersatz news organization? We hire him to do bigger, better and cheaper what our government buffoons can barely do at all. Remember, he is still the enemy of our enemy…

Posted on July 22, 2011 by distrunk

Listen: It’s always easier to fix the blame than fix the problem. So now that we’ve blamed Murdoch, what’s to be done about the problem? Precisely the same thing we do with hackers that get inside corporate and government main … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Afghanistan, Africa, Allende, Ashcroft, Big Brother, Bolshevik, Boy Scouts, bribe, Bubba Bill Clinton, bull, Bush, Chile, Chinese, CIA, Congress, consultants, D.C. beltway, debt, debt ceiling, deficits, Dick, dictator, dogma, Einstein, expenditures, FaceBook, FBI, foreign officials, good oersib, government, Great Crash, habeas corpus, Homeland Security, India, Iraq, James Murdoch, lawyers, Mideast, Murdoch, News Corp., Ollie north, Ottoman, Pakistan, Patriot Act, patriotism, politicians, Presidet Karzai, Roger Clemens, Rupert Murdoch, Russia, Rwanda, Scotland Yard, sex, Shah, Soviet Union, steroids, Third World, Twitter, U.S.Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, Vietnam, weapons of mass destruction, whores, wisdom, WMD | Leave a comment

Why is it that a little man with a plan can’t get a loan, but we give Wall Street, oil thieves and foreign potentates more money than they can bury in offshore accounts?…. Because a man with a plan is considered a crank – until his idea succeeds.

Posted on May 17, 2011 by distrunk

At one booth in one of the many festivals and regattas swelling the city last weekend fat folks and thin folks and folks who might as well be naked seeing it didn’t really make much difference, all gathered in large … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Afghanistan, America, athlete, China, cigars, DROP fund, drugs, entrepreneurs, hand rolled, Havana, healthcare, Hollywood, IMF, International Monetary Fund, Iraq, Irishman, ItalianFestival, lawyers, New York, oil companies, Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, politicians, primary election, South Philadelphia, starlet, steroid, tobacco leafs, Vietnam, Wal-Mart | Leave a comment

I can’t help myself: I am cursing. I am stoned. I am armed. And I am heading off to Washington. And no one can stop me because I am perfectly legal

Posted on April 12, 2011 by distrunk

What I want to obtain from my doctor is a written medical opinion which stipulates I have been diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome. Therefore, under the American Disability Act, I simply can’t help myself — for cursing. At everything. At anytime. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged abortion, American Disability Act, arrested, bastards, beer bellies, bible, Boehner, bourbon, cash, communication, congressmen, corkscrew, cursing, death, Democrats, devil, divorce, doctor's opinion, education, entitlement, epileptic, fatal, fatal disease, Grand Mal, healthcare, heart, Helen Keller, hell, Hollywood, hope, incest, interests, jungle gym, limelight, loopholes, machete, marijuana, Medicaid, medical marijuana, medical opinion, Medicare, mullah, nail, national debt, neighbor's wife, noise, office, orangutan, pappy, penalized, Pennsylvania Avenue, permit, pipe, pistol, politician, politicians, popcorn, potentates, prescription, priest, promises, Reagan, Republicans, river, scorpion, seizure, senator, starter pistol, statesman, stoned, sued, tattooed, tattooes, think, Tourettes, Tourettes Syndrome, turtle, TV, union, Washington, WeeklyReaders, wife | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: politicians

Ours is a government of checks and balances — the crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Hmm… What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. Or perhaps more deaths by firing squads…

Our clowns in Washington bailed out everybody. So who is going to bail us out from them? Hell, whose going to shoot them? It’s time to cut the cake so that everyone thinks he’s got the biggest piece…

What do we do about Murdoch and his ersatz news organization? We hire him to do bigger, better and cheaper what our government buffoons can barely do at all. Remember, he is still the enemy of our enemy…

Why is it that a little man with a plan can’t get a loan, but we give Wall Street, oil thieves and foreign potentates more money than they can bury in offshore accounts?…. Because a man with a plan is considered a crank – until his idea succeeds.

I can’t help myself: I am cursing. I am stoned. I am armed. And I am heading off to Washington. And no one can stop me because I am perfectly legal

Twitter Updates

Recent Posts

Archives

Categories

Meta