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There are two things people want more than sex and money — recognition and praise. That’s why everybody’s running for President. However, if you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughed, was it a joke? And that’s why I’m voting for the Donald…

During the last few days I was reading some newspaper stories that reminded me that life is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. Like, about the guy from Pennsylvania seeking to have sex with a horse … Continue reading

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When authorities warn of the sinfulness of sex, the lesson to be learned is: Do not have sex with the authorities. When a doctor calls you sexist for complimenting her stiletto boots the lesson is: a man’s gotta get back to being a man.

She’s a very attractive skin doctor who dresses tastefully expensive. And when she walked into the coffee shop the other day it wasn’t her M.D. degree in dermatology that popped your eyeballs inside out. It was her four-inch-high, needle-thin stiletto … Continue reading

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Just for duh record: Jesus is Jewish; Obama ain’t black; McCain was a bad pilot, and Palin and Bachmann are two half-wits that don’t add up to a wit. And everybody lies!

As me dear ol’ pappy used to say between those omnipotent puffs on his omniscient corn cob pipe: You don’t need to tell a woman she is beautiful, you just ought to remind her. Hmmm…the man should have kept his … Continue reading

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