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Tag Archives: Syria
Life is beautiful but people are crazy. It’s just the way we are. Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong. The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. And that’s what Louie-duh-too-sane-lawyer was trying to explain to crazy-Ian…
Louie-duh-lawyer isn’t the only one over at the Twin Cigar Shoppe who is absolutely certain that Ian is insane — even for this planet. Which is why we dub him ‘the alien.’ Apparently Ian thinks mostly when he’s squatting on … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, America, crazy, Crimea, devil, genius, gun, Home Security, insane, Iraq, Italian, Jews, Korea, lawyer, mental, MOAB, Philadelphia, Russia, special-ops, stupidity, Syria, Texas, Trump, Zeus
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Plans are wasted; but planning is everything. And in a troubled world where we are paying more but getting less, we are pissed. But the real problem is we are lying hypocrites. We feel entitled. We pray on Sunday morning then rage on the road driving home. And United Airlines and Wells Fargo merely did unto us what we do unto others…
I don’t know how my father learned how to be the boss in starting and running his little chainsaw factory that, at times when contracts were due, employed a hundred men and women in those post-war labor-intensive days. Perhaps it … Continue reading
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Tagged Assad, Banks, Big Business, boss, candy, CEO, Chicago, Christian, Congress, corporate, dividends, Easter, Gallup, Golden Rule, Great War, Jewish, Kentucky, Louisville, Main Street, MBA, Muslim, O'hare, sarin, sheep, Silver, stocks, Syria, Twitter, Uber, United Airlines, Wall Street, Washington, Wells Fargo
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Does it seem like killing our children is getting to be like ‘adult entertainment?’ But what-duh-hell-what-duh-heck hang ‘em up by the neck. That’s why I hate vegetarians – they won’t eat anything that can have children. Hmm… come to think of it, we adults ain’t nothing but outdated children…
They’re starving the children to skin and bones in Darfur. They’re burning the children in Nigeria. They’re raping the children in churches everywhere. They’re depriving the children of most everything that used to be affordable in Venezuela… Brazil… Argentina… They’re … Continue reading
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Tagged America, Apple, Argentina, Brazil, Caitlyn, China, communist, constitution, Darfus, Edward Snowden, FaceBook, Gulf of Tonkin, Homeland Security, iPhone, Iraq, liberal, nazi, Nigeria, Patriot Act, San Bernardino, sex, Syria, terrorist, U.S. Supreme Court Justice, Vatican, Venezuela, Vietnam
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America is a country where ‘In G-d we trust’… All others must pay cash. There are many Catholics, Protestants and Jews in our enormous jail gulags for murder, yet we don’t fear their religion, like we do Muslims. And I have found in my global sojourns that most people just want to live in peace under blue skies and white clouds… surrounded by family.
The poetic irony in the argument across the street got us all laughing. We were blowing cigar smoke at The Twin Smoke Shoppe in the once mostly Italian immigrant neighborhood of South Philadelphia. And suddenly a couple of fellows – … Continue reading
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Tagged 911, America, Arab, Asian, Baptist, black, catholic, Chinese, cigar, French, German, Greeks, Iraqi, Irish, Italian, Jamaican, Japanese, Jewish, jihad, Lebanese, Mexicn, Muslim, Nazis, Palestianian, Paris, Planned Parenthood, Prostestant, refugees, Russian, Saudi Arabia, South Philadelophia, Syria, Twin Smoke Shoppe, Washington
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Today we live in the age of the refugee in exile. Those of us who leave our homes in the morning and expect to find them there when we return at night don’t really understand what the experience of a refugee is like. Nevertheless, to stop this horror we must inflict something even more horrible…
As a teenager my grandfather escaped conscription and a lifetime of servitude in the Tsar’s army by hiding in a big hand basket on a railroad freight car that brought him through Poland and Europe. Eventually he hopped a ship … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, Africa, America, Arab, Asia, Assad, Chie, Coca Cola, Darfur, Dresden, Egypt, Europe, exile, Germany, Greece, Hewlett-Packard, Hiroshima, Hungary, IBM, immigrant, immigrat, Indian, ISIS, Jewish, jihadist, Jimmy Carter, John Kerry, liberty, Nagasaki, Nazis, Neville Chamberlain, Palestinian, peace in our time, Peru, Poland, rebel, refugee, Russia, Russian, Rwanda, Sahara, Schwarzenegger, Superman, Syria, Three Musketeers, Tsar, Tyrant
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When I am in a bad mood I don’t listen. And all of us have pretty serious mood swings. Fear may be the mother of morality. But evidence is accumulating that the relatively tiny doses of lithium in our ground water does improve our moods. So let’s add some more…
I was conversing with a group of psychiatrists the other day when they all got around to nodding and smiling like a bunch of fraternity pranksters. They were giddy at the idea of adding more lithium to our water reservoir … Continue reading
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When will the Hamas also learn: That life is never fair, and perhaps that’s a good thing for most of us that it is not. That truth exists; only lies are invented. And to beware of the wrath of a patient man. As my dear ol’ Pappy exclaimed: ‘Fair?! The only fare I know is what I pay to ride the bus!’ And dats duh truth…
My dear ol’ bourbon sippin’ Pappy used to beat us. Rather regularly. My older brother-duh-doc and me. And sometimes the beatings could be rather innovative. Now remember, this was post WWII when many fathers – and even mothers — offered … Continue reading
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Tagged America, Arab, Axis, Egypt, fair, fare, Gaza, Gaza Strip, Golan Heights, Hamas, hatred, Israel, Jews, jihadists, Jordan, Muslim, Palestinian, peace, PLO, Six Day War, Syria, Time, time clock, tunnels, war, WWII, Yom Kippur War
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stoopid, you must also be well-mannered. And in Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles. So, how many more sons must die before the Israelis and Palestinians realize nobody wants them — and that’s why they should want each other.
I have buried a younger brother. And scores of friends and relatives. A father. Numerous enemies. And lots of secrets. And undoubtedly the sad day will all-too-soon arrive to bury my fragile younger son who miraculously has reached the age … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, Algeria, Angel of Death, Arab, BBC, bible, Charybdis, children, Christian, Egypt, Egyptian, hatchet, Homer, Israel, Jew, Jewish, Jordan, kosher, Middle East, Mideast, Muslim, New Jersey, Nigeria, Palestine, Palestinian, Presbyterian, Red Sea, religion, revenge, Romans, Scylla, Syria, vegetarian, Yahweh
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up… for that we’ve got Viagra. Which proves some laws are not made by nature – but by man. So why doesn’t the price of coffee and cigars ever come down?…
Hmm… Last Sunday I made a discovery: That the price of coffee has nothing to do with the laws of physics. And neither does the price of a cigar – premium or not. That doesn’t make me a genius. However, … Continue reading
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