Tag Archives: WMD

I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out. However, I am always being sincere, even if I don’t mean it. And now it’s Autumn: So let’s be colorful, shed our clothes and run naked thru Iran, Syria, Iraq, Kenya and the rest of that world where duh barbarians are killing women and children for idiotic dogma…

Posted on September 25, 2013 by distrunk

It took me no more than 5 seconds to utter my truculent, exasperated words to kindly Big Bruce at the gym early yesterday morning. And then immediately rue them for the rest of the day’s remaining 86,395 seconds. Bruce’s colorful … Continue reading →

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A Philadelphia inspector with a conscience killed himself. Meanwhile another American with a conscience is holed-out in Hong Kong trying to keep from being killed by our government. Conscience is a much higher court than our courts of justice…

Posted on June 19, 2013 by distrunk

Before he shot himself through the heart last week I didn’t know of Ronald Wagenhoffer. Now, if I had done myself in like he did, undoubtedly a couple of my exes would have mused: “You mean he had a heart?!” … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged American, anti-terror, building collapse, Capitol Hill, conscience, constitutional, Edward Snowden, Egypt, Gays, Hong Kong, inspector, Iran, IRS, Jesus, justice, License&Inspections, National Security Agency, NSA, Patriotic Act, Philadelphia, Robert Wagenhoffer, suicide, surveillance, Syria, traitor, USAToday, WMD | Leave a comment

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to be believable. And the government expects us to believe their ‘strange truth’… that it is ONLY doing what they say they are only doing – even AFTER the whistle is blown. Their ‘truth’ is yet another strange reason of why I drink…heavily.

Posted on June 13, 2013 by distrunk

I am going back to drinking… Heavily… Prune juice and Viagra… What duh hell; what duh heck. In these days of government lies, deceits and so many cheats, I don’t know if I am coming or going, anyway. Hmm… My … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Ayn Rand, Benghazi, Big Pharma, Booz Allen Hamilton, Boy Scouts, Bush, Carlyle Group, Congress, Edward Snowden, Ellsberg, Fannie Mae, George Orwell, Hong Kong, Instant Replay, IRS, National Security Agency, NSA, Pentagon Papers, President Obama, propaganda, Valley Forge, Vietnam, Washington, weapons of mass destruction, WikiLeaks, WMD | Leave a comment

Why is it always easier to fix the blame rather than the problem? Like with the Doctor, the Nurse and the pending doom of December 21st… Sometimes stuff just happens… Is there anything you can do about the weather?…

Posted on December 12, 2012 by distrunk

I guess I have to blame my long dead bourbon sippin’ pappy for that great sex life I can only remember. Between those omnipotent puffs on his omniscient corn cob pipe he both excoriated and exhorted me. He growled that … Continue reading →

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Over $2 billion was spent to sell us a President for the next four years. Yet Congress, corporations and Wall Street won’t even spend the time to hear that money can’t buy you love. Hell, most of those guys couldn’t even get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fiftys…

Posted on November 8, 2012 by distrunk

I had just voted. And I didn’t know whether to feel a little satisfied or a lot frightened. All I knew is that the choice had never been as difficult as it was this time. Nor as meaningless once again. … Continue reading →

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Everybody’s got an excuse for failure. Have you noticed that success doesn’t need one? What used to be a sin is now an array of diseases. Then I met a woman who blamed her ADHD for everything….until I gave her a hundred bucks…

Posted on December 21, 2011 by distrunk

This story ends with me offering this chesty, young woman, who pulled up a barstool to sit next to me, one hundred dollars. It was almost 2 in the morning, when no one is ugly. We weren’t exactly negotiating. Hmm… … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged ADHD, APA, congressman, disease, Grumpy's, jihadist, Lincoln, Lithium, Muslim, Olympian, pharma, Philadelphia, psychiatrist, Ritalin, South Philadelophia, WMD | Leave a comment

It’s not my country anymore. I want it back! And I don’t care how we do it. Like the woman who stabbed her husband 37 times, I have to admire her restraint.

Posted on August 10, 2011 by distrunk

I was amused when a country club once informed me – in so many words – that I couldn’t join its registry. It has always been ludicrous. Consider that Groucho Marx was once told in southern California that he and … Continue reading →

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Tag Archives: WMD

A Philadelphia inspector with a conscience killed himself. Meanwhile another American with a conscience is holed-out in Hong Kong trying to keep from being killed by our government. Conscience is a much higher court than our courts of justice…

Why is it always easier to fix the blame rather than the problem? Like with the Doctor, the Nurse and the pending doom of December 21st… Sometimes stuff just happens… Is there anything you can do about the weather?…

Over $2 billion was spent to sell us a President for the next four years. Yet Congress, corporations and Wall Street won’t even spend the time to hear that money can’t buy you love. Hell, most of those guys couldn’t even get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fiftys…

Everybody’s got an excuse for failure. Have you noticed that success doesn’t need one? What used to be a sin is now an array of diseases. Then I met a woman who blamed her ADHD for everything….until I gave her a hundred bucks…

It’s not my country anymore. I want it back! And I don’t care how we do it. Like the woman who stabbed her husband 37 times, I have to admire her restraint.

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