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- I am not here to grieve Larry’s death, but to thank G-d that such a man lived. Indeed, the timing of his demise, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it. And obviously, true wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves and the world around us…
- Children begin by loving their parents; then they judge them; rarely, do they forgive them. But blame is for G-d and the small children we must keep from going insane. Leanne discovered she couldn’t have them. And I had married into insanity. Indeed, mothers may be fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own…
- Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. We don’t lose our sense of humor because we get old. We get old because we lose our sense of humor. The problem with humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood. And Joey G was cute when he was being humorless…
- Just as there are doctors who help people who have done bad things, there are lawyers who defend bad people. People do not win fights, lawyers do. Everyone thinks defense lawyers must believe their clients are innocent, but that’s seldom true. Most of the time they are guilty as O.J… yet Trev also got his client off — mostly…
- Mother’s Day can be a torment, especially if your mother’s been dead less than a year… Men are what their mothers made them. And my mother was slightly insane. She told us baked potato skins were bad for us – so she could devour ours. Hmm… I write a mental letter to my mother every day… and apparently so does my brother…
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out. However, I am always being sincere, even if I don’t mean it. And now it’s Autumn: So let’s be colorful, shed our clothes and run naked thru Iran, Syria, Iraq, Kenya and the rest of that world where duh barbarians are killing women and children for idiotic dogma…
It took me no more than 5 seconds to utter my truculent, exasperated words to kindly Big Bruce at the gym early yesterday morning. And then immediately rue them for the rest of the day’s remaining 86,395 seconds. Bruce’s colorful … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, Alpo, Arab, Arab Spring, Assad, Auschwitz, ballet, burka, Chippendales, Cialis, French, Greek, Iran, Iraq, John Wayne, Kenya, LGBT, marriage, My Lai, Nanking, Peloponnesian War, Playmates, Putin, Red Line, Russia, Rwanda, Syria, viagra, WMD
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A Philadelphia inspector with a conscience killed himself. Meanwhile another American with a conscience is holed-out in Hong Kong trying to keep from being killed by our government. Conscience is a much higher court than our courts of justice…
Before he shot himself through the heart last week I didn’t know of Ronald Wagenhoffer. Now, if I had done myself in like he did, undoubtedly a couple of my exes would have mused: “You mean he had a heart?!” … Continue reading
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Tagged American, anti-terror, building collapse, Capitol Hill, conscience, constitutional, Edward Snowden, Egypt, Gays, Hong Kong, inspector, Iran, IRS, Jesus, justice, License&Inspections, National Security Agency, NSA, Patriotic Act, Philadelphia, Robert Wagenhoffer, suicide, surveillance, Syria, traitor, USAToday, WMD
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It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to be believable. And the government expects us to believe their ‘strange truth’… that it is ONLY doing what they say they are only doing – even AFTER the whistle is blown. Their ‘truth’ is yet another strange reason of why I drink…heavily.
I am going back to drinking… Heavily… Prune juice and Viagra… What duh hell; what duh heck. In these days of government lies, deceits and so many cheats, I don’t know if I am coming or going, anyway. Hmm… My … Continue reading
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Tagged Ayn Rand, Benghazi, Big Pharma, Booz Allen Hamilton, Boy Scouts, Bush, Carlyle Group, Congress, Edward Snowden, Ellsberg, Fannie Mae, George Orwell, Hong Kong, Instant Replay, IRS, National Security Agency, NSA, Pentagon Papers, President Obama, propaganda, Valley Forge, Vietnam, Washington, weapons of mass destruction, WikiLeaks, WMD
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Why is it always easier to fix the blame rather than the problem? Like with the Doctor, the Nurse and the pending doom of December 21st… Sometimes stuff just happens… Is there anything you can do about the weather?…
I guess I have to blame my long dead bourbon sippin’ pappy for that great sex life I can only remember. Between those omnipotent puffs on his omniscient corn cob pipe he both excoriated and exhorted me. He growled that … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, Australia, bible, Buick, Bush, Cinderella, Congress, constitution, Dick, DNA, Duchess, Duke, England, India, Iraq, Jacintha Saldanha, Karzai, Kate, London, Mayan Calendar, Nicolas D. Checque, nurse, Pennsylvania, SEAL Team Six, Sydney, Taliban, U.S., weapons of mass destruction, Will, WMD
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Over $2 billion was spent to sell us a President for the next four years. Yet Congress, corporations and Wall Street won’t even spend the time to hear that money can’t buy you love. Hell, most of those guys couldn’t even get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fiftys…
I had just voted. And I didn’t know whether to feel a little satisfied or a lot frightened. All I knew is that the choice had never been as difficult as it was this time. Nor as meaningless once again. … Continue reading
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Tagged Africans, America, Arab Spring, Arabs, bible, Bishop Tutu, Bolsheviks, Buddhist, Camden, Congress, constitution, czar, Detroit, donkey, Egypt, electoral college, elephant, French, gay, George Washington, government, Greece, Hebrews, House, Iran, Kennedy, koran, Korea, long jump, MBA, Mexico City, Nixon, November elections, Obama, Occupy Philadelphia, Occupy Wall Street, Olympics, Presidential debate, Presidential election, Roman empire, Romney, Senate, Taliban, talmud, TV, U.S.Supreme Court, UN, Vietnam, vote, Western Civilization, WMD, women
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Everybody’s got an excuse for failure. Have you noticed that success doesn’t need one? What used to be a sin is now an array of diseases. Then I met a woman who blamed her ADHD for everything….until I gave her a hundred bucks…
This story ends with me offering this chesty, young woman, who pulled up a barstool to sit next to me, one hundred dollars. It was almost 2 in the morning, when no one is ugly. We weren’t exactly negotiating. Hmm… … Continue reading
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Tagged ADHD, APA, congressman, disease, Grumpy's, jihadist, Lincoln, Lithium, Muslim, Olympian, pharma, Philadelphia, psychiatrist, Ritalin, South Philadelophia, WMD
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