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If baseball is a lot like life it is because life is more about losing than winning. Baseball was made for kids, but grown-ups screwed it up to the absurd point where we now must pay even to watch it in our living rooms…oy-vey-iz-mir! Did that angry mother just bite the tip of my finger off?!!

They warned me. A few leap years back, down my overly traveled back roads, I had decided to venture far out into the vast suburban Prozac territory. I was seeking to witness a couple of former school chums umpire their … Continue reading

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The greatness of America lies not in being more enlightened than any other nation, but rather in her ability to repair her faults. However, you can’t fix stoopid! So heed this: It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men…

I was walking down the street lugging my malfunctioning RCA radio, desperately seeking a repair shop to fix its 5-disc-changer. And this lady stops me to inquire: Do you repair those things? “Do I look that competent?” I snorted. She … Continue reading

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