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Half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. And when a man with high fever lacks mental balance these docs say he is delirious. Yet when he lacks mental balance without the fever, he is pronounced insane by those ‘smart’ doctors… Indeed, something’s making us crazy…

Maybe I wasn’t asking the right question. I mean, I called the drug store in deep throaty despair and asked the pharmacist to prepare some antibiotics for me. I was dying. Okay, so we’re all dying. But my death was … Continue reading

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The greatness of America lies not in being more enlightened than any other nation, but rather in her ability to repair her faults. However, you can’t fix stoopid! So heed this: It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men…

I was walking down the street lugging my malfunctioning RCA radio, desperately seeking a repair shop to fix its 5-disc-changer. And this lady stops me to inquire: Do you repair those things? “Do I look that competent?” I snorted. She … Continue reading

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Next to the circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out of town any quicker than the Christmas spirit. But commercially speaking, if there wasn’t Xmas we’d have to invent it — even if we do forget its true meaning: you know, the birth of Santa

When my last ex-wife and I would celebrate Christmas – and Chanukah – I would plead with her each and every year NOT to buy more gifts for the kids than could fill a supertanker. At least keep the massive … Continue reading

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